Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted By 2013

**Orion Crystal Ice**

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**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9992 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

We must save Miley! We must conserve!

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**Tall Tyrion** · Number of posts: 10208 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-01-28

What will my daughter do?

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Mrs. exo · Number of posts: 634 Age: 34 Registration date: 2008-06-10

We are already conserving! My dd thinks Miley needs a lesson in dressing and behaving modestly (praise God) Sadly I was much older before learning that!

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FireStormWarning

Hah! Too funny, and too true!

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DigitalScreams · Entropyople Number of posts: 368 Registration date: 2007-04-07

ROTFLOL!!! That was perfect.

I like it more for the spoof on conservation/sustainability. The spoof would have worked regardless of which teeny popstar was being discussed.

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**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14619 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

That long. Dang!

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**exo** · Number of posts: 8671 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

I was REALLY hoping the supply was more depleted than that.....

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**arttieTHE1manparty**

LOL!

Arttie

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