Satan Was A Lesbian?

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Discuss amongst yourselves the great theological, cultural, and/or existential significance of this recent revelation...

SideShow · Number of posts: 634 Registration date: 2007-01-28

Where in the world did you dig that up from?

GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: Satan Was A Lesbian? Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:33 am

I am just not surprised at all.

That satan is a pretty perverse guy.

I'm not surprised.

Next thing we'll find out......... Shocked

"Satan is a lesbian--Shriner"

"Satan is a lesbian--Ukranian"

"Satan is a lesbian--UCLA cheerleader"

"Satan is a lesbian--biker"

"Satan is a lesbian--garbage technician"

Nothing would surprise me.

That satan dood is sad.......just sad.

He travels over the entire earth like a "sicko--lesbian--lion--kitty--man/girl/thing/creature" seeking those he can devour. affraid

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Doom Ryder of Cheese · Subject: Re: Satan Was A Lesbian? Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:32 am

I'll tell you one thing that I'm sure he is not - a metalhead. He probably listens exclusively to rap (and an occassional emo tune).

**Black Rider** · Subject: Re: Satan Was A Lesbian? Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:42 pm

That seems pretty extreme GW. A UCLA cheerleader. Even Satan might not be that bad.

trOO dat Doom. I think he was a Liberace fan too.

theAcorn · Number of posts: 2806 Registration date: 2007-04-16

He never graduated from UCLA. He was there, though, for a time. Kept changing his major and eventually dropped out altogther. Some years later, with the help of Sally Struthers learn-at-home courses, he did recieve a certificate in TV/VCR Repair and briefy ran a shop out in Van Nuys. I think it closed and a Arbys now sits in that unholy location.

**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: Satan Was A Lesbian? Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:01 am

We all new that Satan was a lesbian. Remember Rosie O'Donnell???

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SideShow wrote:

Where in the world did you dig that up from?

Got it from a religious humor site that does monthly "caption contests" where they post bizarre photos and readers submit their captions. Check it out here: http://shipoffools.com/Caption/index.html

You can see the winners for the "Satan Was a Lesbian" contest here: http://ship-of-fools.com/cgi-bin/captionwinners.pl?c=0&i=0

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Honest to God...

I was browsing through the new acquisitions section of my school's library today and I came across this one:

A biography is one thing, but I'm waiting for the *autobiography* before I fork over my hard-earned cash.

dOOm&gLOOm · Number of posts: 1477 Age: 23 Registration date: 2007-06-04

That's probably a cool read

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BackFromTheDawn · Number of posts: 4617 Age: 23 Registration date: 2007-05-19

Sir Shred A Lot wrote:

Honest to God...

I was browsing through the new acquisitions section of my school's library today and I came across this one:

A biography is one thing, but I'm waiting for the *autobiography* before I fork over my hard-earned cash.

here here

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theAcorn · Number of posts: 2806 Registration date: 2007-04-16

Some channel on television did a very interesting 'biography' on the history of Satan...

_Wes · Number of posts: 1924 Age: 42 Registration date: 2007-04-07

I was just really surprised on myspace when I got this message: "Satan wants to be your friend."

with friends like that. . . .

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