Police: Woman Offered Sex for Tickets

STRUTTER777 · Subject: Police: Woman Offered Sex for Tickets Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:11 am

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BENSALEM, Pa. (Oct. 27) -- Police in a Philadelphia suburb they've arrested a woman who offered sex for World Series tickets.
Bensalem police say 43-year-old Susan Finkelstein was arrested on Tuesday.
Bensalem Police Department/AP

Police arrested Susan Finkelstein for allegedly offering to barter sex for a pair of World Series tickets.

Investigators say Finkelstein posted an ad on the Web site Craigslist that stated she was a die-hard Phillies fan and buxom blonde in desperate need of two World Series tickets.
Police say her posting went on to say the price was negotiable and that "I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"
An undercover officer responded to the ad. Police say Finkelstein offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets.
She is charged with prostitution and related offenses. Her listed phone number was disconnected, and it couldn't immediately be determined if she had an attorney.

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First of all, look how messed up this sentence is:

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Police in a Philadelphia suburb they've arrested a woman who offered sex for World Series tickets.

Am I the only one who sees that extremely poor sentence structure?

That was written by a journalist?

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rush75228 · Number of posts: 276 Age: 53 Registration date: 2007-04-10

pretty dumb

**Tall Tyrion** · Number of posts: 10208 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-01-28

Don't they believe in free market principles?

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Bribanez · Number of posts: 178 Registration date: 2009-08-12

Probably just a type-o.

Still not only is she a smurf-for-hire but a dumb smurf-for-hire at that.

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Angel with Attitude · Subject: Re: Police: Woman Offered Sex for Tickets Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:11 pm

grammar Nazis

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Vindication Angel · Subject: Re: Police: Woman Offered Sex for Tickets Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:47 am

I think she just wanted the sex...

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STRUTTER777 · Heaven's Metal Cowboy Number of posts: 2111 Registration date: 2007-04-09

LOL!

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Bribanez · Number of posts: 178 Registration date: 2009-08-12

Even worse...a local radio station gave her tickets.

Why do we glorify immorality?

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Angel with Attitude · Subject: Re: Police: Woman Offered Sex for Tickets Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:03 pm

It $ell$, baby..just about any and every thing you can think of...it'll sell it for ya.

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Bribanez · Number of posts: 178 Registration date: 2009-08-12

I wonder if we could somehow use sex to sell Christianity in a way He'd be cool with.

I mean, really, if you can get 70 virgins after you die as a muslim we'd all be blowing ourselves up!

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bigjtink · Idiot Drummer Number of posts: 702 Age: 53 Registration date: 2007-03-05

It's a moot point. First of all, no man would trade sex for WS tix. Not happening.

**exo** · Number of posts: 8682 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

I'll be honest, I'm a bigger fan of sex than baseball.

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Angel with Attitude · Subject: Re: Police: Woman Offered Sex for Tickets Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:46 pm

Who wants 70 virgins??

That reminds me of a joke Jeff Dunham made about this...

Something to the effect of 'how about one experienced lady?' ..tho 'lady' was not the term he used..

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I'll be honest, I'm a bigger fan of sex than baseball.

Thanx for sharing that, Captain Obvious

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bigjtink · Idiot Drummer Number of posts: 702 Age: 53 Registration date: 2007-03-05

exo wrote:

I'll be honest, I'm a bigger fan of sex than baseball.

Totally irellavent. Lets just say for the sake of discussion that you were gifted 2 tix to the WS. You are not a baseball fan. But you know you can sell the tix for a grand each. Thats 2 grand in cash money......vs. an hour romp. I rest my case.

**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: Police: Woman Offered Sex for Tickets Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:02 pm

I'm with Exo. A good romp is worth more than $1000.

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Master's Apprentice · Number of posts: 828 Age: 37 Registration date: 2009-02-20

exo wrote:

I'll be honest, I'm a bigger fan of sex than baseball.

You got that right mate

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bigjtink · Idiot Drummer Number of posts: 702 Age: 53 Registration date: 2007-03-05

PIGS!

GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: Police: Woman Offered Sex for Tickets Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:55 pm

Bribanez said:

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Why do we glorify immorality?

Serious answer.

Sin nature.

Humans love sex.

Sex and the sin nature......go together well.

Yeah.....

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**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: Police: Woman Offered Sex for Tickets Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:51 am

bigjtink wrote:

PIGS!

Oink, oink!!!

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**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14621 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

How many websites are there for sex tonight and this is what the police go after?

And Tink:

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