New job

**Black Rider** · Subject: Re: New job Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:33 pm

Like most things made of rubber, they work better when they aren't worn out.

Oh yes I did!

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

**exo** · Number of posts: 8674 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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**Black Rider** · Subject: Re: New job Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:42 pm

Obviously soles of Tennis shoes. Try to keep up.

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

**exo** · Number of posts: 8674 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

I've never worn out the soles of my shoes. usually, the interior goes first.

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Obama is no more the Anti-Christ than George Bush is Sauron, sending his armies into Iraq searching for the One Ring.....

Dwarven gravitational theory states that enough ale will make anything fall down.

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: New job Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:26 pm

Try washing your feet occassionally and your insoles won't rot out so quick!

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L8T · Number of posts: 4219 Registration date: 2007-03-13

I am tire...d of this thread. Metal Banana

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**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: New job Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:29 pm

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Tires. They're rubber. make sure they don't get too worn out, or it will impair your ability to drive, sometimes severely.

You have to know what to do to tires to keep them from wearing down so fast. Rule #1: proper inflation! Doing this is the life of your tire! It also increases your fuel efficiency.

Rule #2: Make sure car is properly aligned.

Rule #3: Make sure brakes are evenly adjusted.

Rule #4: Always drive the speed limit, slow down for curves, don't "burn out", and no overly hard braking.

Do these, and those tires will last you beyond the warranty.

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White Metal Ninja · Subject: Re: New job Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:49 am

A seldom-used trick I have is to avoid driving over a bed of nails. I know sounds crazy, but I get far less tire damage when I do that.

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**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: New job Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:58 am

Nor using small children or the neighbors loose pets as speedbumps can prolong your tire life and prevent body damage to your car.

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**Black Rider** · Subject: Re: New job Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:29 am

Now you're ruining all the fun.

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

**exo** · Number of posts: 8674 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

I still remember the rst time I hit a raccoon. It was the first animal I'd ever taken out, and was thinking it was more like "squish", when in fact, it was more of a sickening "ker-thump thud" that actually dentedthe floorboard of the buick with the impact of it bouncing off the road......

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Obama is no more the Anti-Christ than George Bush is Sauron, sending his armies into Iraq searching for the One Ring.....

Dwarven gravitational theory states that enough ale will make anything fall down.

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

**exo** · Number of posts: 8674 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

Oh yeah, last winter, a semi hit a raccoon out back of the loading docks ar work, and that one actually DID go squish.....it was sick and cool all at the same time, because you had one animal that had transformed into 2 piles....one of "inners", and one of "outers"......it was funny, cause we went out back and looked at it and were all lik e"Hey...I think that's a liver...or maybe the spleen..."

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Obama is no more the Anti-Christ than George Bush is Sauron, sending his armies into Iraq searching for the One Ring.....

Dwarven gravitational theory states that enough ale will make anything fall down.

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: New job Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:39 am

The first time I hit anything was a cat. I hit that poor kitty so hard that they body went rolling one way and the head went rolling the other. Hitting any animal at 65 miles an hour in an early 70's model car just doesn't give the wee beastie any chance at all.

I hit a deer one time in this '95 Dodge Shadow once, too. She came up on the hood and shattered my fiberglass grill! She also busted the windshield and was then thrown about 8 feet. Needless to say, the deer was totalled. My car wasn't far from it. The frame was even busted! But, since many cars have fiberglass frames, they can cut out the busted piece and fuse a new section in.

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White Metal Ninja · Subject: Re: New job Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:11 am

I hit adeer once (with a church van full of kids) completely smashed the front quarter panel but the deer looked at me and ran off.

We hit a phesant once (the only bird I know that's dumber than a chicken) with an older Ford truck and the thing just exploded into feathers. Never did find any of the bird itself.

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**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: New job Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:34 am

Guineas are the same way--stupid and explosive!

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**exo** · Number of posts: 8674 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

Small birds don't seem to do that......

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Obama is no more the Anti-Christ than George Bush is Sauron, sending his armies into Iraq searching for the One Ring.....

Dwarven gravitational theory states that enough ale will make anything fall down.

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"