Mr. T

STRUTTER777 · Subject: Mr. T Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:08 am

Mr. T needs his own thread.

Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

When Mr. T was a little boy, his father told him he was going to get a spanking for bad behavior. Just before he spanked Mr. T, his Dad said, "Son, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you." Mr. T's Dad was right.

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact concluded the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all the caucasian people moved to the back.

Mr T defines love as the reluctance to kill. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you.

Soviet Russia tried to pity Mr T in 1991, and they collapsed.

While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week.

Complaining of back pain, Atlas once asked Mr. T to hold up the world for him. Mr. T agreed, on the condition that in exchange Atlas would wear Mr. T's golden necklaces. After five minutes of excruciating pain, Atlas asked for the world back.

Once, Mr. T joined forces with Chuck Norris to fight crime. All criminals in the known universe were instantly vaporized by the sheer awesomeness of their Mohawk/Mullet combination. Afterwards, Mr. T created Vin Diesel using a welder and a 55 gallon drum, but left him bald so that he could not challenge their hairdo supremacy.

The turning point of World War II was not when the allies invaded Normandy, but when Mr. T was born and Hitler shot himself to avoid the consequences.

Remember when Mr. T wasn't so popular and awesome? Me neither.

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wv_metaller4christ · Number of posts: 584 Age: 23 Registration date: 2009-06-02

LOLOLOL

shadow_zone · Number of posts: 502 Age: 23 Registration date: 2008-12-03

Classic.. Loved the Hitler and chuck norris ones..

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I pity whoever didn't laugh at those Mr. T jokes!

My prediction--"Pain!" Laughing

**Tall Tyrion** · Subject: Re: Mr. T Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:12 am

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rush75228 · Number of posts: 275 Age: 53 Registration date: 2007-04-10

shadow_zone wrote:

Classic.. Loved the Hitler and chuck norris ones..

..me too

Uncle NecRo · Number of posts: 1472 Registration date: 2007-04-09

BAH!
...Mr. T, like Chuck Norris, is a born-again Christian...no reason, just thought I'd bring it up...carry on...

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**Tall Tyrion** · Subject: Re: Mr. T Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:36 pm

Uncle NecRo wrote:

...Mr. T, like Chuck Norris, is a born-again Christian...no reason, just thought I'd bring it up...carry on...

I hear they both influenced this guy....

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''Let me be clear: There is no military solution in Iraq and there never was. The best way to protect our security and to pressure Iraq's leaders to resolve their civil war is to immediately begin to remove our combat troops. Not in six months or one year -- now,'' Candidate Obama in 2007

WildWorld · Number of posts: 418 Registration date: 2007-04-19

Its said that if you watch the Mr. T cartoon frame by frame you can find the secrets of time travel, as well as the truth about the kennedy assasination and area 51. All written of course, by Mr. T (He also reveals why he wont get on any fool plane).

Master's Apprentice · Number of posts: 828 Age: 37 Registration date: 2009-02-20

Awesome mate!! Razz

Mr T... u da man Twisted Evil

STRUTTER777 · Subject: Re: Mr. T Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:58 pm

Who is the "guy", Tall?

I don't see anything there...

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: Mr. T Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:34 am

@ the jokes in the first post.

Thanks STRUTTER.

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: Mr. T Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:39 am

Points:

1.

Quote:

The turning point of World War II was not when the allies invaded Normandy, but when Mr. T was born and Hitler shot himself to avoid the consequences.

And I thought I knew a lot about WW II history......just goes to show you i'm still a student. scratch

2. This part:

Quote:

Mr. T, like Chuck Norris, is a born-again Christian

I knew about Norris, but not T.

That is good news indeed. Praying

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**Tall Tyrion** · Subject: Re: Mr. T Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:59 am

STRUTTER777 wrote:

Who is the "guy", Tall?

I don't see anything there...

The video isn't showing up for you? scratch

Here is a direct link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYFvhx1dcY

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namelessjuan · Number of posts: 130 Registration date: 2009-06-15

"That don't compare to 4th and 1 in eternity!"

LMFAO

L8T · Number of posts: 4219 Registration date: 2007-03-13

Yes, Funny, Tall One, Thanks. lol!

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KingsRite · Number of posts: 1543 Age: 39 Registration date: 2008-07-23

Uh Huh!

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: Mr. T Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:59 pm

@ the avatar of KingsRite.

KISS

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WildWorld · Number of posts: 418 Registration date: 2007-04-19

Found this video and it was just too funny not to post here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6Rq7EA9xc

texanvfg · Number of posts: 302 Age: 40 Registration date: 2009-07-04

Quote:

Mr. T, like Chuck Norris, is a born-again Christian

Quote:

I knew about Norris, but not T.

That is good news indeed. Praying

Good news for us...not so good for the debil. He's skeered....oh and he just wet himself....and what's that smell?

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