"Militaria Makes The World Go-Round."

Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

GODSWIZARD wrote:

Points:

1. No D.

Don't sit it out.

I want you to choose.

I want you to get it wrong.

"MUAAHAHAHAHAHA--MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Cough, cough, choke, gasp) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Vote D.

Dear Teacher,

Please excuse D from this Militaria question. She wishes to sit this one out while still enjoying the thread. An apple of your choice,

lovingly selected from the produce section of the local supermarket, will be waiting for you at the doorstep of the Vault (that is, if the Demon Poodles haven't gotten to it, first.)

Thank you.

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mr.electric39 · Number of posts: 1367 Age: 41 Registration date: 2008-02-03

In regards to the current question... NO CLUE !!!!

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**Tall Tyrion** · Number of posts: 10208 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-01-28

Musclecar1975 wrote:

An apple of your choice,

lovingly selected from the produce section of the local supermarket,

Mmmmmmmmmm................. Irradiated.

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Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

Tall Tyrion wrote:

Musclecar1975 wrote:

An apple of your choice,

lovingly selected from the produce section of the local supermarket,

Mmmmmmmmmm................. Irradiated.

I would've lovingly selected a fresh, delicious apple from the local Farmer's Market, but since the Teacher is stingy with the contents of his Vault, he gets the inferior irridated Food For Less brand.

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texanvfg · Number of posts: 302 Age: 40 Registration date: 2009-07-04

Musclecar1975 wrote:

Dear Teacher,

Hey GW....is NOW the time to spin that Van Halen song? Heh

I keed, I keed of course.......

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: "Militaria Makes The World Go-Round." Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:50 am

Points:

1. The answers so far:

Musclecar1975 will not answer.

Texanvfg says American WW II Army General Patton.

Intrigued1 says American WW II Army General MacArthur.

Black Rider says, "a short, French, dude."

That whittles the possibilities right down.

L8T has no clue.

Mr.Electric has no clue.

TallT has chosen irradiated fruit.

(Fruit can't talk. They can't say, "GOD is on the side of the big battalions." Even I know they can't talk.

Not even when I was on acid, mushrooms, or mescaline [not all three at once

] back in the 1970s did fruit ever talk to me)

(But pot and hash sure did taste good smoked out of a pipe carved out of an apple or a pear......see, drugs and fruit did go together at times)

2. I shall provide the answer soon......probably tomorrow. A new question shall immediately follow it.

3. D said:

Quote:

Dear Teacher,

Please excuse D from this Militaria question. She wishes to sit this one out while still enjoying the thread. An apple of your choice,

lovingly selected from the produce section of the local supermarket, will be waiting for you at the doorstep of the Vault (that is, if the Demon Poodles haven't gotten to it, first.)

Thank you.

And I smiled.

However, then she said:

Quote:

I would've lovingly selected a fresh, delicious apple from the local Farmer's Market, but since the Teacher is stingy with the contents of his Vault, he gets the inferior irridated Food For Less brand.

And I did weep.

Cheap, lousy tasting, bruised apples are my lot.

This is the thanks I get for running the questions in the *Militaria* thread.

Oh......

You might have gotten stuff from the vault D.

Not now.

4. Texanvfg said:

Quote:

Musclecar1975 wrote:

Dear Teacher,

Hey GW....is NOW the time to spin that Van Halen song? Heh

I presume she is using "Dear" in the generic sense of being an acceptable and customary greeting during a written (as is this typing) address.

BTW I love that song.

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: "Militaria Makes The World Go-Round." Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:00 am

Hey D......this little bunny dude in your sig

.......I think he's cool.

I seem to have a certain weakness for emoticons.

Emoticon therapy for Greg

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Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

GODSWIZARD wrote:

'You might have gotten stuff from the vault D.

Not now.

Oh, so now you tell me I might have gotten something from the Vault?

Maybe taking a bite out of that irridated apple changed your mind?

GODSWIZARD wrote:

Hey D......this little bunny dude in your sig

.......I think he's cool.

I seem to have a certain weakness for emoticons.

That's my little Honey Bunny. Glad you like him. He's hopping over to the Vault right as we speak. Trick or Treat.

BTW, "Hot For Teacher" is not my fav song off of 1984....it's "Jump".

No just kidding.....I hate that song.....my fav song is actually the sappy ballad "I'll Wait." Smile

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texanvfg · Number of posts: 302 Age: 40 Registration date: 2009-07-04

Musclecar1975 wrote:

BTW, "Hot For Teacher" is not my fav song off of 1984.

Must be a guy thing huh GW? That video is funny as all get out.......

Musclecar1975 wrote:

...it's "Jump".

No just kidding.....I hate that song.....my fav song is actually the sappy ballad "I'll Wait." Smile

Besides "Hot for Teacher", I dig "Panama" - basically the whole album - cept for "1984/Jump" - they coulda done so so so much better than those 2 songs....

And GW? Give D a break - she's sick....let her get over her nasty icky

......THEN hit her with a really hard brain buster heh

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L8T · Number of posts: 4219 Registration date: 2007-03-13

Quote:

"I'll Wait."

Very underated VH song, imo.

Still no clue, AND, I haven't seen any answer that I feel comfortable copying off of.

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**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14621 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

Ok, i'll clarify. A short, French, General who's name started with an N. Got it?

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: "Militaria Makes The World Go-Round." Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:43 pm

What L8T.....there have only been two votes so far.

French General.......would that be General Nudee??

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L8T · Number of posts: 4219 Registration date: 2007-03-13

Quote:

What L8T.....there have only been two votes so far

Yep, those two.....don't feel comfortable copying off either of those two votes, yet...

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Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

L8T wrote:

Very underated VH song, imo.

Totally!

Quote:

Still no clue, AND, I haven't seen any answer that I feel comfortable copying off of.

Sorry, dude.

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Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

texanvfg wrote:

Must be a guy thing huh GW? That video is funny as all get out.......

Yeah, it must be a guy thing what with the "teacher" in a bikini and all.

Quote:

And GW? Give D a break - she's sick....let her get over her nasty icky

......THEN hit her with a really hard brain buster heh

I thought you were my friend.

*sniff* I don't wanna bust my brain.

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: "Militaria Makes The World Go-Round." Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:47 am

Points, including the answer and a new question:

1. The question is:

Quote:

Who said, "GOD is on the side of the big battalions."

2. The answers to the question above:

Musclecar1975 will not answer.

Texanvfg says American WW II Army General Patton.

Intrigued1 says American WW II Army General MacArthur.

Black Rider says, "a short, French, dude." That whittles the possibilities right down. Later he said, "A short, French, General who's name started with an N."

L8T has no clue.

Mr.Electric has no clue.

TallT has chosen irradiated fruit.

3. You are all incorrect. And the answer is......(Insert drumroll sound here).......Voltaire. His pen name was Voltaire; his real name was Francois-Marie Arouet. Black Rider was partially correct.....Voltaire was a short French dude.

4. Before I get to the next question, I want to address something.

D said:

Quote:

He's hopping over to the Vault right as we speak.

Your little Honey Bunny is so cute I would probably let him right into the vault.

D also said:

Quote:

Yeah, it must be a guy thing what with the "teacher" in a bikini and all.

At least the teacher got the attention of the class.

Hey......maybe I should start wearing a......nah.....

......nevermind.

5.

New question. This is a Medieval weapon. It is a club, staff really, four or five feet long, with a large iron spike at the top. It was mostly used by European peasants, and knights encased in armor found it quite intimidating as it could easily pierce the finest--and thickest--armor.

What is this--most commonly--known as? Choose from the answers given below. One is correct. The rest are incorrect.

A--The penis of satan.

B--The toothpick.

C--The "Good day."

D--The Richardus Burtonus.

E--The dagger on a stick.

F--The pointed club.

G--The can opener.

Decide. Don't cheat.

As I said a couple of questions ago......winners never cheat......cheaters never win.....often cheaters just spontaneously burst into flames.

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texanvfg · Number of posts: 302 Age: 40 Registration date: 2009-07-04

GODSWIZARD wrote:

5.

New question. This is a Medieval weapon. It is a club, staff really, four or five feet long, with a large iron spike at the top. It was mostly used by European peasants, and knights encased in armor found it quite intimidating as it could easily pierce the finest--and thickest--armor.

What is this--most commonly--known as? Choose from the answers given below. One is correct. The rest are incorrect.

A--The penis of satan.

B--The toothpick.

C--The "Good day."

D--The Richardus Burtonus.

E--The dagger on a stick.

F--The pointed club.

G--The can opener.

I'll take a 'stab' at this heh - and I'll go with the most outrageous of them all - 'penis of satan' - I go with that answer b/c all my years of watching 'Black Adder' 1 through 3 has taught me that all medieval people thought every gross nasty or otherwise unsanitary thing was of the debil!

GODSWIZARD wrote:

D also said:

Quote:

Yeah, it must be a guy thing what with the "teacher" in a bikini and all.

At least the teacher got the attention of the class.

Hey......maybe I should start wearing a......nah.....

......nevermind.

Now Im gonna need at least 4 or 5 of those 'penis of satan' things to get THAT image outta my head - thanks for ruining a great song GW!

zee goggles - zay do nothing!

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**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14621 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

I'm going with A. If it's wrong, that should have been the name.

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L8T · Number of posts: 4219 Registration date: 2007-03-13

I want to say "E" or "F", thinking, that in it's original language, that is what the name meant.....

So,.....

"E" is my final answer.

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: "Militaria Makes The World Go-Round." Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:46 pm

Three votes already.

Texanvfg said:

Quote:

I'll take a 'stab' at this heh - and I'll go with the most outrageous of them all - 'penis of satan' - I go with that answer b/c all my years of watching 'Black Adder' 1 through 3 has taught me that all medieval people thought every gross nasty or otherwise unsanitary thing was of the debil!

And I did

(Seriously, I did)

Not agreeing with his answer here.....intending to remain neutral in this post.....however, I tend to agree with what he said. Medieval Europeans were interesting (amusing) like that.

Black Rider said:

Quote:

I'm going with A. If it's wrong, that should have been the name.

You guessed it......I laughed some more.

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