I Broke Into Godswizard's Vault!

Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

So unknown to GW, I decided to raid the infamous GODSWIZARD’S MEGAVault of Awesome Metal Bands ™ to select some cd’s for my collection…..lovingly, of course!

I figure he wouldn't mind me helping myself to his coveted collection, since I have been answering his Militaria questions correctly.

So off to the Vault I go! But alas, raiding his Vault wasn't as easy as I thought it would be.

First off, I had to fight off two very demonic poodles……

This little pink one was a particularly nasty bugger.

After tossing some Milkbones out (far away, I might add), I make my way to the Vault!

Behold! the Vault!

Isn't it purty?

BUT THEN I'M IN FOR THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE......AFTER MANY HOURS OF PRYING THE DOOR OPEN, I FINALLY GAIN ACCESS, ONLY TO FIND THIS AS I STEP INSIDE.....

Yup, you got it.....the Vault is EMPTY. Not one CD. Nada. Zip. Zilch. All that plotting to break into the Vault was for nothing. I weep bitterly.

Oh why, GW? Why?

I did find this floating around the vault, though. Scared the daylights out of me as it chased me out of the Vault.....

You know, this whole mishap is just like the time when Geraldo Rivera blew open Al Capone’s vault on live t.v. hoping to find some goodies (or Al Capone's body) and when he blew it open......it was empty. But this is worse, because GW’s vault was empty with Tony Danza's head floating around scaring the daylights out of me.

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texanvfg · Number of posts: 302 Age: 40 Registration date: 2009-07-04

You've been set up D - run! run for your life! run to the hills! heh

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KingsRite · Number of posts: 1543 Age: 39 Registration date: 2008-07-23

Where is

?

Freddie is a poodle?

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: I Broke Into Godswizard's Vault! Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:21 am

Oh......D......I don't even have words......

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lifemetal777 · Number of posts: 608 Age: 20 Registration date: 2007-12-31

I can see your mistake from the photos. You broke in to the decoy vault. The REAL one makes that look like an outhouse!

When you can no longer walk forward without stepping on dozing drunken dwarves, you know your getting close.

GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: I Broke Into Godswizard's Vault! Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:32 am

Good one dude.

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Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

lifemetal777 wrote:

I can see your mistake from the photos. You broke in to the decoy vault. The REAL one makes that look like an outhouse!

texanvfg wrote:

You've been set up D - run! run for your life! run to the hills! heh

Yeah, I should have known something was fishy when I saw that Mickey Mouse sticker on the vault door...that should've been my clue. I was so foolish.

KingsRite wrote:

Freddie is a poodle?

Yup, Freddie is a poodle....the pink one.

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....it was needful for me to write to you, and exhort you that you should earnestly contend for the faith which was once delivered to the saints. Jude 1:3

http://www.persecution.org/suffering/index.php

http://www.letusreason.org/

www.raptureready.com

"There are only 27,000 other CDs to get." --- GODSWIZARD

rush75228 · Number of posts: 276 Age: 53 Registration date: 2007-04-10

that is funny..never saw a pink dog of any kind

**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: I Broke Into Godswizard's Vault! Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:46 am

Quote:

Yeah, I should have known something was fishy
when I saw that Mickey Mouse sticker on the vault door...that should've
been my clue. I was so foolish.

True. Everyone knows GW is more of an Elmo kind of guy. When you see those stickers on the door, then you've got the right door.

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WildWorld · Number of posts: 418 Registration date: 2007-04-19

Dont you know GW cast his spell to shrink all the albums in the vault to microscopic size? He is called GodsWIZARD for a reason!

**Tall Tyrion** · Number of posts: 10208 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-01-28

Yep, I made the same mistake. There are several decoy vaults, but you can avoid them all by just looking at the attack poodle guard dogs. The decoy vaults all have standard poodles, the poodles that guard the real vault look like this:

Of course, breaking into the decoy vaults needn't be a complete waste of time.

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Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

Tall Tyrion wrote:

Yep, I made the same mistake. There are several decoy vaults, but you can avoid them all by just looking at the attack poodle guard dogs. The decoy vaults all have standard poodles, the poodles that guard the real vault look like this:

Mommy, make it go away! That's a demon poodle if I ever saw one, aggghhh!!

Tall Tyrion wrote:

Of course, breaking into the decoy vaults needn't be a complete waste of time.

Mmmmm, pood-ghetti! I'll bring the bread and wine so we can have a CMR pre-Thanksgiving dinner.

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....it was needful for me to write to you, and exhort you that you should earnestly contend for the faith which was once delivered to the saints. Jude 1:3

http://www.persecution.org/suffering/index.php

http://www.letusreason.org/

www.raptureready.com

"There are only 27,000 other CDs to get." --- GODSWIZARD

**Tall Tyrion** · Number of posts: 10208 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-01-28

Remember... poodles are white meat, so make it white wine.

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**Black Rider** · Subject: Re: I Broke Into Godswizard's Vault! Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:20 am

I also hear he's employing Gumball man these days. I bet if you find him, you'll find the real vault.

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L8T · Number of posts: 4219 Registration date: 2007-03-13

Skip the music D, and go for the jar of pennys!!!

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: I Broke Into Godswizard's Vault! Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:03 pm

This thread gets the *Official GODSWIZARD Stamp Of Approval*!!

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**Black Rider** · Subject: Re: I Broke Into Godswizard's Vault! Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:43 pm

Ok, I see here around back and so far the dwarves have missed her. I'm on it.

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endlessfuneral2003 · Number of posts: 1480 Registration date: 2007-01-01

^--worst Halloween costume ever

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**alldatndensum** · Subject: Re: I Broke Into Godswizard's Vault! Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:22 pm

Halloween? That's my new pajamas!

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: I Broke Into Godswizard's Vault! Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:50 pm

He/She/It is so pretty.

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