How to "torture" a terrorist.

STRUTTER777 · Subject: How to "torture" a terrorist. Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:03 pm

Just play one of the following for them:

- AC/DC
- Aerosmith
- 'Barney the Dinosaur' theme song (By Bob Singleton)
- The Bee Gees
- Britney Spears
- Bruce Springsteen
- Christina Aguilera
- David Gray
- Deicide
- Don McLean
- Dope
- Dr. Dre
- Drowning Pool
- Eminem
- Hed P.E.
- James Taylor
- Limp Bizkit
- Marilyn Manson
- Matchbox Twenty
- Meatloaf
- Meow Mix Jingle
- Metallica
- Neil Diamond
- Nine Inch Nails
- Pink
- Prince
- Queen
- Rage Against the Machine
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Redman
- Saliva
- Sesame Street Theme Music (By Christopher Cerf)
- Stanley Brothers
- 'The Star Spangled Banner'
- Tupac Shakur

That is so cool that the U.S. used those bands. Now we know which bands are "torture" to listen to! LOL!

I hope they keep Club Gitmo open for a long, long time. It is so cool that the terrorist detainees are still being held there, thanks to B. Obama, the guy that promised to close it, but has not. Why would anyone want to close it? Just to move the prisoners to our own soil? Do you think they even care where we lock them up? I'd rather keep terrorists out of America, myself.

But again, I'm so glad Club Gitmo is open, thanks to Obama, and I think it is hilarious that the terrorists had to listen to all those bands. Can you dig it?

Now we just need a Club Gitmo soundtrack to celebrate Club Gitmo and to give to our friends (or enemies) for Christmas.

I hope the soundtrack is released soon, because Christmas is just around the corner.

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**exo** · Number of posts: 8672 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

What?! No Cannibal Corpse on the list?! aww, COME ONE, folks....the government can't even successfully aurally torture people anymore......

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**Black Rider** · Subject: Re: How to "torture" a terrorist. Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:18 pm

Pink would do it for me, i'd break.

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: How to "torture" a terrorist. Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:28 pm

What??

No BLACK SABBATH on the "torture" list??

Oh....

I doth weep.

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**exo** · Number of posts: 8672 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

Black Rider wrote:

Pink would do it for me, i'd break.

You must not possess the level of faith you should, then. I would not crack, no matter the volume level, to Pink.

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Obama is no more the Anti-Christ than George Bush is Sauron, sending his armies into Iraq searching for the One Ring.....

Dwarven gravitational theory states that enough ale will make anything fall down.

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

FireStormWarning · Subject: Re: How to "torture" a terrorist. Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:00 pm

Surprised they don't have any lousy Seattle Hardcore bands on that list. :p

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Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

I think they forgot these "gems" to their torture list:

Any Madonna song
Any Beyonce/Destiny's Child song
Any song by that talentless twit, Heidi Montag

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texanvfg · Number of posts: 302 Age: 40 Registration date: 2009-07-04

No PanterA? Slayer? I am all discombobulated

Any Barney song would be torture for me - you know Barney's the reason all the dinosaurs are extinct, right?

Ive seen stories starting to come out how some of these bands are 'indignant' that their 'precious music' would be used to torture people - those bands need to get over themselves seriously! Buncha namby pamby prima-donna wannabe wusses!

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GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: How to "torture" a terrorist. Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:58 pm

From ^^^^ above ^^^^:

Quote:

Ive seen stories starting to come out how some of these bands are 'indignant' that their 'precious music' would be used to torture people - those bands need to get over themselves seriously! Buncha namby pamby prima-donna wannabe wusses!

I've read some of that too.

Agreed.

BTW......we really know how to torture Muslim terrorists here at the CMR.

Torture Muslim terrorists CMR

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STRUTTER777 · Subject: Re: How to "torture" a terrorist. Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:06 pm

Obama:

'READ MY LIPS, I will close Club Gitmo in 1 year.'

Or will he?

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"Saddam Hussein was an international criminal who deserved to be removed and punished. George Bush the father should have and could have removed him, but it took George Bush the son to do the job."
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"There are terrorists who are intent on destroying the United States of America, and we will not let them." -- Paul Stanley, KISS

Fortifiv3 · Number of posts: 43 Registration date: 2009-10-17

My father was in the military. He said that when they were trying to invade a building to save hostages they would play very loud death metal. They mainly played songs by Deicide. (Highly Satanic Band!)

shadow_zone · Number of posts: 502 Age: 23 Registration date: 2008-12-03

So its true! Listening to britney spears IS torture...

exact3 · Number of posts: 538 Registration date: 2007-04-07

I would confess if they made me listen to Neil Diamond!!

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STRUTTER777 · Subject: Re: How to "torture" a terrorist. Today at 12:47 am

Obama:

'Read my lips, I will close Club Gitmo by January'.

Oh really?

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YOU MUST RESIST!!!

"Saddam Hussein was an international criminal who deserved to be removed and punished. George Bush the father should have and could have removed him, but it took George Bush the son to do the job."
-- Peter Wagner

"There are terrorists who are intent on destroying the United States of America, and we will not let them." -- Paul Stanley, KISS

GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: How to "torture" a terrorist. Today at 1:53 am

Force feed them bacon.

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rush75228 · Number of posts: 276 Age: 53 Registration date: 2007-04-10

Beyonce should do the trick

WildWorld · Number of posts: 419 Registration date: 2007-04-19

They should use Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music. 2 lps full of nothing but feedback.