Christians and Drinking

GODSWIZARD · Subject: Re: Christians and Drinking Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:04 pm

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2. True story:

Back in Great Falls, Montana the pastor of our church for about a decade was the same man. He did not drink alcohol. However, he always kept a single Miller (TM) in his fridge. When someone who had never before been to his house came over.....he would ask if they wanted a drink. Then he would run through some choices. He would say something like, "We have milk, Kool--Aid (TM), water, Pepsi (TM), oh......wait a second".....and then he would disappear for a few seconds, come back and say, "and we have some Miller (TM) too. What is your preference?" as he showed them the can of Miller (TM).

It was always fun to see the stranger's reactions. Razz

My pastor back in Great Falls was prettier. Twisted Evil

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Musclecar1975 · Number of posts: 541 Age: 39 Registration date: 2009-06-15

namelessjuan wrote:

Nice teeth! What a Face

VW, congrats on quitting smoking. I know it's a nasty habit to break, I used to smoke myself for 15 years before kicking the habit for good six years ago.

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KingsRite · Number of posts: 1543 Age: 39 Registration date: 2008-07-23

I have no use for it. My blood father was an alcoholic.
I think beer taste like bile. yuck!

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hellig · Number of posts: 604 Registration date: 2007-04-10

namelessjuan wrote:

Daddy?!?!

**exo** · Number of posts: 8671 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07

Anybody else think that priest looks like an inbred Terry Bradshaw?

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