Arttie's Pointless Fact of the Day...2009 Edition!

**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14621 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

That actually has some relevance to our history.

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

Mrs. exo · Number of posts: 634 Age: 34 Registration date: 2008-06-10

Actually it was only signed by 12 of the 13 as New York abstained from the vote. flower

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When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
-- Don Epperson

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 7/5/09...

Two dogs were hanged for witchcraft in the Salem Witch Trials.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 7/6/09...

If the average male never shaved, his beard would be over 13 feet long when he died.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

And we thought old man ear and nose hair was bad!!

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**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9992 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

It is! I think I will see if I can grow my nose hairs out to my ankles. I think i'll do my back hair the same way. Then, I'll never need pants or a shirt again!

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass

**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14621 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

Ew!

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9992 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

At least I'll be covered when I reach the Home. You can just call me Cousin It this way.

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass

BackFromTheDawn · Number of posts: 4617 Age: 23 Registration date: 2007-05-19

Goodnight everybody!

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"He had discovered Time and Death and God"-Aldous Huxley

**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9992 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

Goodbye, Mr. Man!

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 7/7/09...

The only tree we eat the flower from is the fig.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 7/8/09...

Scientists tell us that our body contains approximately 60,000 miles of blood vessels!

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 7/9/09...

Jackrabbits get their names because their ears look like a...errr...donkey's.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 7/10/09...

If you lined up all the Slinkys ever made, end-to-end, they would wrap around the Earth almost 130 times.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14621 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

Ohhh, and what if the world started tumbling around like it was on stairs?

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9992 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

Would it make a Slinkity sound?

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass

bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

Does that include the "new" PLASTIC slinkys,...slinkies,...slinki...? Ahhhh

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**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14621 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

What about slinky clothes?

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

Someone I once worked with wisely said people should have to have only certain amounts of body fat to recieve a permit to buy spandex!!!

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**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9992 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

"When I grow up, I want to be a leotard! Wiki, wiki!"

Your post made me remember that line. Now, tell me where it's from!

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass