Arttie's Pointless Fact of the Day...2009 Edition!

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 6/11/09...

If you're over 100 years old, there's an 80% chance you are a woman.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9992 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 6/11/09...

If you're over 100 years old, there's an 80% chance you are a woman.

Arttie

That's because the ladies have talked us to death! lol!

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass

**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14619 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

Oh, i'm telling Holly.

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 6/12/09...

The average person's ashes will weigh 9 pounds if they are cremated.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

L8T · Number of posts: 4219 Registration date: 2007-03-13

POINTLESS FACT OF CMR for 6/12/09...

Arttie and Ult's Bicep ashes, alone, will weigh 9 pounds if they are cremated.

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I'm not going to taste you to verify if you have bad taste or not, but let's just say I strongly suspect that you do.

Tall Ty

**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9992 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

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Oh, i'm telling Holly.

I ain't skeert! I'll buy her something shiny!

You think she'd want another CD?

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass

**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14619 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

Yeah, you do that.

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

Transcend the Temporal · Number of posts: 413 Age: 32 Registration date: 2007-05-28

L8T wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF CMR for 6/12/09...

Arttie and Ult's Bicep ashes, alone, will weigh 9 pounds if they are cremated.

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 6/13/09...

All the gold ever mined could be molded into a cube 65 feet high and 65 feet wide.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 6/14/09...

The four most common arrests in the US? Drunk driving, theft, possession/sale of narcotics, and drunkeness.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9992 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

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The four most common arrests in the US? Drunk driving, theft, possession/sale of narcotics, and drunkeness.

Madea sez dey all a buncha Po-Po Ho's!

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass

bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

Okay, I've got some catching up to do. You guys know I can't just pass up some of this stuff without comment!! Well, I could, but how much more do you enjoy life with my words of wisdom and depth thrown in?

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 2/6/09...
The top two jobs where people expect fresh breath: dentist and salesperson.

We flight attendants breath on quite a few people too! Can't believe we didn't make the list!

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bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 5/7/09...
The average shopping mall hires 3.73 Santa's per Christmas.
Arttie

(in a very country twang a la Jerry Flowers)
"When I's young, we so po dat we only got to see da .73 Sandy Claws at Kiss-mus-time"

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bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 5/9/09...
According to surveys, 90% of Americans say they rode in the grocery cart when they were children.
Arttie

The other 10% rode ... under the cart?

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bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 5/14/09...
While Minnesota may have more than 10,000 lakes, it isn't even close to number one as far as the state with the most lakes. Alaska has more than 3 MILLION lakes....
Arttie

All the lakes in Texas are MAN-MADE.

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bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 5/22/09...
Among older men, vanilla is the most erotic aroma.
Arttie

Many real estate agents swear it also helps sell and use it during open houses.

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bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 5/23/09...
The first and last time Roadrunner spoke was in 1951's Bugs Bunny cartoon, "Operation: Rabbit".
Arttie

1) What'd he say?
2) Isn't "beep, beep" speaking?

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bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 5/29/09...
Grand Rapids, Michigan has the highest annual per capita consumption of Spaghetti-O's.
Arttie

Have you spent any wintertime in GRR? It's not the snow - it's the ice. They'd eat ANYTHING to avoid having to get out to go to the store again!!
I just order from JT's. They will bring fresh manicotti and garlic bread and Diet Pespi to my hotel room door. I love them!

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bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 5/30/09...
At least two people have been confirmed to have been hit by meteors.
Arttie

Was there enough left to count or were they only small meteors?

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bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 6/5/09...
Iron weighs more after it rusts.
Arttie

But then it's no longer iron, it's ... rust.

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