Arttie's Pointless Fact of the Day...2009 Edition!

bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

I love Mickey!!
Sorry guys, I could go to Disney World everyday - oh wait, I did.
I worked there for three years!! Where I had such enlightening conversations as the following:

"How many in your party please?"
"I don't know."
"How many tickets did you just buy?"
"Seven"
"I bet there are seven in your party. Pease sit...."

"What time is the Three O'Clock Parade?"
"Three o'clock."
"Oh, I thought they just named it that."
"They did."

"What's up there?"
"You mean the escalator under the Observation Level sign?"
"Yes."
"It's a level where you can observe."
"Oh, thanks. Honey, do you wanna go?"

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**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14613 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

I commend you for doing customer service type work as long as you have. I would start givning sarcastic answers.

What's up there?
Your brain. Want to go find it?

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

We always joked about GUEST BEWARE DAY. It would be the day we answered the question they asked, not the question they meant to ask.

Do you work here?
Yes

Do you know where the restrooms are?
Yes

How long will it rain?
Pray, see if God tells you. He hasn't said a word to me about it!

On the aircraft, I am a bit of a smarty in some answers.

What's today's movie?
Your choice, Gone With The Wind (point at the window) or Watch Me Work (point at the galley).

Is my connecting flight on time?
Sorry, I don't know. The extention cord for the computer isn't long enough to reach back to (insert airport name of place you just left).

Sir, I really do need you to turn off your (phone, computer, ipod, etc etc) now. I'm afraid the announcements included you too!

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metalheadz · Number of posts: 687 Age: 18 Registration date: 2007-04-07

bikergirl wrote:

What's today's movie?
Your choice, Gone With The Wind (point at the window) or Watch Me Work (point at the galley).

That's brilliant.

Have you ever used the line "be careful when removing belongings from the overhead lockers because shift happens!"?

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"Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him." - Martin Luther King Jr.

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ultmetal wrote:

Both! All wankers are banned!

CrissOlivaShreds wrote:

This board will be empty.

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 3/16/09...

During the chariot scene in the classic movie Ben Hur a small red car can be seen in the distance.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 3/17/09...

Despite legend, Daniel Boone actually detested coonskin caps.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

metalheadz · Number of posts: 687 Age: 18 Registration date: 2007-04-07

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 3/16/09...

During the chariot scene in the classic movie Ben Hur a small red car can be seen in the distance.

Arttie

During the chariot scene in "Gladiator" a gas tank can briefly be seen on one of the chariots.

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"Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him." - Martin Luther King Jr.

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ultmetal wrote:

Both! All wankers are banned!

CrissOlivaShreds wrote:

This board will be empty.

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 3/18/09...

Spain's name comes from Span or Spania, meaning "land of rabbits".

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

I've heard of Welsh rabbit, but never Spanish rabbit.

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**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9988 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

I've heard of wascalwy wabbits.

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass

bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

Shh, be very, very quiet!! albino

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**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 3/19/09...

Ketchup was sold as medicine in the early 1800's.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

GlassPrison · Number of posts: 2925 Age: 21 Registration date: 2007-07-21

^^ I think there's a Bon Jovi song about that.

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Love Bomb Baby!

**Black Rider** · Man in Morph Number of posts: 14613 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09

Ketchup is baaaaaaaaad medicine,
Bad medicine is what I need.

Hmm, not really working.

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I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.

L8T · Number of posts: 4218 Registration date: 2007-03-13

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Ketchup was sold as medicine in the early 1800's.

I believe it.....ketchup on fries usually cures what's ailing me. Very Happy

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I'm not going to taste you to verify if you have bad taste or not, but let's just say I strongly suspect that you do.

Tall Ty

metalheadz · Number of posts: 687 Age: 18 Registration date: 2007-04-07

I used to know someone who would quite happily eat an entire bowl of tomato sauce. Suspect

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"Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him." - Martin Luther King Jr.

Quote:

ultmetal wrote:

Both! All wankers are banned!

CrissOlivaShreds wrote:

This board will be empty.

bikergirl · Orange Crush Number of posts: 1053 Age: 43 Registration date: 2009-01-06

When she was little, my sister ate so much ketchup that my father told her she was apparently replacing her blood with it!! Now, both her boys devour it as well!

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**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9988 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

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I believe it.....ketchup on fries usually cures what's ailing me.

Usually when I am sick, that's about all I want is french fries with ketchup. Even when I've had surgery in the past, that's all I want to eat. Maybe it really IS medicine.

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass

**arttieTHE1manparty**

POINTLESS FACT OF THE DAY for 3/20/09...

John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.

Arttie

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Constitutional separation of church and state is a lie; it is a figment of the secular-progressive's imagination.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."--Ronald Reagan

"Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of America."--George W. Bush, Sept. 11, 2001

**alldatndensum** · Mission Of One Number of posts: 9988 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-01-03

Good thing that all the Booths were not like the more infamous one, huh?

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"I have no desire to speak w/other tongues, I already do enough damage w/the one I have!!" - Candlemass