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Sir Shred A Lot
Age : 78
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|  Subject: Jesus Action Figure  Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:58 pm | |
| What are your thoughts on this?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6_37rZuTeU
It's a "commercial" for a Jesus action figure. My favorite part is near the end with the ark of the covenant. I think it's pretty funny, but my guess is that some will be offended. I'd be curious to hear others' thoughts on this.
This is somewhat related to discussions in another thread concerning jokes about people or things we hold up as sacred or especially close to our heart. |
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scourge39
Age : 33
Joined : 06 Apr 2007
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:04 pm | |
| | It's not as cool as the plush, huggable Jesus doll that was sold in some Christian bookstores back in '96, which looked suspiciously like John Lennon. It doesn't bother me that much. Look at how much Mel Brooks pokes fun at his own Judaism in his movies, and Christianity for that matter. Whenever he does it, the tone is lighthearted rather than malicious. IMHO, as long as humor isn't mean-spirited and doesn't turn into outright ridicule, I think it's okay. I'm secure enough in my faith that a humorous take on it won't shake it. |
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GODSWIZARD
Play it LOUD!!
Age : 51
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:16 pm | |
| Scourge said:
| Quote: | | Look at how much Mel Brooks pokes fun at his own Judaism in his movies, and Christianity for that matter. Whenever he does it, the tone is lighthearted rather than malicious. IMHO, as long as humor isn't mean-spirited and doesn't turn into outright ridicule, I think it's okay. I'm secure enough in my faith that a humorous take on it won't shake it |
Bingo and spot on.  That matches my thoughts exactly.
This commercial in that vid?? Amusing. 
It is going to take more to make me incensed and feel that my LORD has been insulted maliciously. This is not it. 
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scourge39
Age : 33
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:24 pm | |
| The ad reminds me of the Historical Books class I took in Bible college. The prof split the class into small groups, each of which had to reenact one of the stories in the form of a skit. It was mandatory to come up with innovative ways to 'look the part.' He allowed them to make the skits humorous, if they so desired, as long as they studied the story thoroughly and addressed all of the main points.
One of the most memorable reenactments involved the account of Israel's rebellion against Rehoboam from 1 Kings 12. The gal who played king Rehoboam braided all of her long, brown hair together in the front so that it looked like a kingly beard, which was hilarious, not to mention very clever. Other faculty members assisted with these skits, which were not only fun, but effective teaching tools. Some of the more 'ultra-fundy' killjoys wouldn't participate and labeled the skits 'sacrilegious.' Go figure. |
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GODSWIZARD
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:29 pm | |
| Scourge said:
| Quote: | | Some of the more 'ultra-fundy' killjoys wouldn't participate and labeled the skits 'sacrilegious.' Go figure |
Go figure indeed. 
Sacrilegious??  Whatever.
Some people need a life. Or at the least......a sense of humor. 
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DeathMetalCookieMonster
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:10 am | |
| | Quote: | | My favorite part is near the end with the ark of the covenant. |
That was too funny!!!
I personally love jokes about Biblical times (as long as they aren't malicious. Infact, my favorite Sam Kinison bit is when he talks about Jesus.
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Orion Crystal Ice
Rider of the Astral Fire
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:09 am | |
| I found this Jesus action figure once at the dollar general that sort of looks like Bob Seger, and has a priest collar.  He came with a flat plastic mat thing about 5 inches long that seemed to detail in one small space everything a Jesus would need - a cross, a cave, a hill.
I will find this and photograph it for your amusement. 
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Angel with Attitude
The Emperor Has No Clothes
Joined : 09 Apr 2007
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:34 am | |
| | Quote: | | I found this Jesus action figure once at the dollar general that sort of looks like Bob Seger |
That description alone makes my day 
Just wanted to say in terms of offensive images since I contributed to that other thread the only one I found truly disturbing and unecessary in my Google image search was a kiddo-type coloured pencil drawing which depicted Jesus nude and receiving oral from Pikachu.
There are plenty of these (Shred's example) type images of Jesus in Google.
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GODSWIZARD
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:04 pm | |
| That example above......that you give.....qualifies as malicious IMO.
Yucky--icky--poo.
Meh......to the peep that made the pic......GOD is taking notes.
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scourge39
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:39 pm | |
| DeathMetalCookieMonster wrote:| Quote: | | In fact, my favorite Sam Kinison bit is when he talks about Jesus. |
That's not surprising. The late Sam Kinison was a licensed Assemblies of God evangelist before he learned that raunchy comedy was where the real gravy is made. He never seemed to have the balls to blaspheme, despite his profanity. I loved when he played Al Bundy's guardian angel on the Married with Children spoof of It's a Wonderful Life. Apparently, he rededicated his life to Christ shortly before his death. I hope that's true. We'll find out in eternity, won't we. |
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GODSWIZARD
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:45 pm | |
| Scourge said:
| Quote: | | Apparently, he rededicated his life to Christ shortly before his death. I hope that's true |
I did not know any of that. Wow......that is good if true.
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metalheadz
Joined : 07 Apr 2007
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:51 am | |
| [quote="Angel with Attitude] Just wanted to say in terms of offensive images since I contributed to that other thread the only one I found truly disturbing and unecessary in my Google image search was a kiddo-type coloured pencil drawing which depicted Jesus nude and receiving oral from Pikachu.
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Argh! Bad mental image!
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Follower of Jesus
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:56 am | |
| It seemed to me to be making fun of the whole thing. I am not offended, but sad for those who made it. It is the gospel of Christ that He came, died on the cross and was raised. The Bible says it is foolishness to those who are perishing, and that commercial certainly, to me, makes it seem like the creators think the whole thing is foolishness.
If this makes me an "ultra fundy", then so be it. |
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DeathMetalCookieMonster
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:11 am | |
| | scourge39 wrote: | DeathMetalCookieMonster wrote:| Quote: | | In fact, my favorite Sam Kinison bit is when he talks about Jesus. |
That's not surprising. The late Sam Kinison was a licensed Assemblies of God evangelist before he learned that raunchy comedy was where the real gravy is made. He never seemed to have the balls to blaspheme, despite his profanity. I loved when he played Al Bundy's guardian angel on the Married with Children spoof of It's a Wonderful Life. Apparently, he rededicated his life to Christ shortly before his death. I hope that's true. We'll find out in eternity, won't we. |
If you ever get the chance, watch the documentary "Why Did We Laugh". It's about Sam Kinison, of course. I had it but I think someone stole it from me at some point.
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Sir Shred A Lot
Age : 78
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:29 pm | |
| My friend just bought me one of these:
It comes complete with a miracle kit that includes five loaves, two fish, and a jar for turning water into wine.
I've got Jesus standing on my desk watching me while I work. Sweet! When I get hungry I'm gonna have him get me some dinner.
EDIT: I didn't realize it at first, but his hands glow in the dark, too. Here is the full product description:
| Quote: | Deluxe Jesus Action Figure
There
is no action figure more deserving of a deluxe edition than the Son of
God. This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl figure comes with eight
amazing plastic accessories: five loaves of bread, two fish and a jug
for turning water into wine (not guaranteed to work for real). Also
features “glow-in-the-dark miracle hands!” Illustrated window box. UPC |
Get your own right here: http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-DELUXE-JESUS-ACTION-FIGURE/dp/B000C9XB8W |
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Angel with Attitude
The Emperor Has No Clothes
Joined : 09 Apr 2007
Posts : 2661
| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:35 pm | |
| Dude...
There are no words....
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Sir Shred A Lot
Age : 78
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:44 pm | |
| I'm planning to outdo him by giving him an even better gift. I present to you, Jesus Christ Talking Action Figure...
| Quote: | Product Description
From the Manufacturer
Jesus Christ Talking Action Figure has
a 4 min. audio chip allowing it to speak 26 different scriptures taken
straight from the King James Bible! Figures are limited in production
and include an individually numbered certificate of authenticity.
Product Description
The most highly
detailed and accurate Jesus Christ figure todate! This 12-inch action
figure is a respectful presentation that includes hand tailored and
period correct clothing, authentic accessories, and an adjustable doll
stand. Also includes an individually numbered certificate of
authenticity, biographical pamphlet, and a comprehensive historical
timeline. The official biographical pamphlet covers the life of Jesus
Christ with the inclusion of photographs obtained from the Library of
Congress and biographical information from theChristian Bible. From the
creators of Toypresidents, Timecapsule Toys seeks to promote the
principles of education and the discovery of the world''s greatest
contributors with this collectable series of timeless talking action
figures. With up to 4 minutes of audio (28 different phrases),
thisfigure will entertain, as well as educate, by immortalizing those
who have led global impact in all areas of human endeavor. Timecapsule
Toys does not endorse specific individuals;rather it seeks to promote a
better understanding of their contributions, importance and historical
significance. Thistimeless collectible figure can be enjoyed for
generations to come. Phrases include: 'I am the way, the truth and the
life. No man cometh unto the father but by me.' 'Do unto others as you
would have them do unto you.' 'Let him who is without sin cast the
first stone.' |
Available at Amazon here: Jesus Christ Talking Action Figure
Some of the comments from reviewers are priceless:
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this jesus christ figure is a must have witnessing tool
for the modern christian today! so acurate and welldone
it will leave you loving the lord all over again.
just seeing the figure is a reminder of faith and will
bring joy to your life i highly recomend this doll! |
| Quote: | | The voice of Jesus is a little too loud. |
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GODSWIZARD
Play it LOUD!!
Age : 51
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:04 pm | |
| Hey Shred......
My 22 year old son has that same smaller JESUS that you got. Same exact thing.
He keeps him out in plain view on his TV. 
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Ben: Destroyer Of Worlds
Age : 24
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| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:37 pm | |
| | I've always disagreed with the Jesus action figure. |
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Orion Crystal Ice
Rider of the Astral Fire
Age : 22
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Posts : 5488
| | Subject: Re: Jesus Action Figure Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:03 pm | |
| But everything He says is right!!!
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