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 Idiot's Prayer- by Doug Van Pelt

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PostSubject: Idiot's Prayer- by Doug Van Pelt   Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:43 am
thought you guys might like this...lol


The Idiot's Prayer


Lord, I suck.
I am a total idiot.
Thanks for loving me in spite of myself.
Please lift me up and let me dwell in Your presence.
Thank You that I am in good company, as some of those disciples sure seemed to suffer from similar dumb-ness that I do.
Amen.



©2007 Doug Van Pelt (Anyone can pray this prayer, but if you put it on a t-shirt or placque, we should split the profits.)
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot's Prayer- by Doug Van Pelt   Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:32 am
Wow, I've been praying that for some time. Nice to know I'm not alone.

Idiots of the world . . . UNITE!

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot's Prayer- by Doug Van Pelt   Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:29 am
I've prayed prayers like that many times. At least that is a prayer that I can pray honestly.

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot's Prayer- by Doug Van Pelt   Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:12 pm
Good thread.

Never heard that before. Evil or Very Mad

Idiot = me.

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot's Prayer- by Doug Van Pelt   Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:23 pm
"I'm not a complete idiot!!!!!!


Some parts are missing!!!"

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot's Prayer- by Doug Van Pelt   Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:21 pm
Sounds like someone needs to read "The Secret." lol!

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