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The_Sage1
Number of posts: 86 Registration date: 2007-10-26
 | Subject: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:23 am | |
| People everywhere say flat out that he is the best vocalist that ever lived. If this is so, then why is he so unoriginal sounding? Anybody ever listen to Coverdale sing? And I hate when people compare him to Russell Allen, because Allen can smoke him in just about every aspect. Russell has more power, emotion, range and overall has an original voice. Not only that, Jorn's music is also unoriginal and sounds just like any others 80s band. Also, Jorn's lyrics are immature and talk about love making and stuff that really makes cheesy lyrics. He also doesn't know how to pronounciate his words right when he sings. He has a decent style down, but he doesn't sound original in the process. |
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Orion Crystal Ice Rider of the Astral Fire

Number of posts: 5943 Age: 24 Registration date: 2007-01-02
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:31 am | |
| | Quote: | | People everywhere say flat out that he is the best vocalist that ever lived. |
Masses of people typically flock to odd things.
| Quote: | | If this is so, then why is he so unoriginal sounding? |
Has no bearing on quality of voice or delivery..
| Quote: | | I hate when people compare him to Russell Allen |
yeah but.... he's on two albums with him with both their names on the cover. Noone can complain.
| Quote: | | Not only that, Jorn's music is also unoriginal and sounds just like any others 80s band. |
The metal world and it's fear of anything that doesn't sound alien, yet at the same time never accepting anything new that isn't kitsch...ahhh...
| Quote: | | Also, Jorn's lyrics are immature and talk about love making and stuff that really makes cheesy lyrics. |
His lyrics are pretty much all doo-doo..yep..
| Quote: | He also doesn't know how to pronounciate his words right when he sings. He has a decent style down, but he doesn't sound original in the process. |
He'll always have some accent I'm sure, but that doesn't bother me. Neither does the unoriginality...again, a strange fear that metalheads seem to have for no reason...gasp.... something sounding like something else. I'd rather a song just be good.
That being said I can hardly stomach him most of the time. Sometimes it's his voice itself... but more than that it's the persona he projects with it. Too 'cock rock' in this certain way. John West is similar but doesn't infuse everything he touches with this weird, awkward, ooohh-baby flavor like Jorn does.  _________________ Dark motions, black eyes, and mournful lust, the wings of solitude ...I'm the hateful raven
I dream in shades of you. |
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Orion Crystal Ice Rider of the Astral Fire

Number of posts: 5943 Age: 24 Registration date: 2007-01-02
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empyrealsymphony
Number of posts: 3488 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-07-18
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:43 am | |
| BLASPHEMERS!!! LOL... Actually a small percentage of Jorn's lyrics are about "love making" and they fit his personality and who he is. It's not like you are listening to Poison or Motley Crue. He also has lots of deeply spiritual lyrics and I think his new album will really reflect that. Vocally there are few that can touch him. He may not be the most original but his voice is one of the best I have ever heard. _________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not."
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Orion Crystal Ice Rider of the Astral Fire

Number of posts: 5943 Age: 24 Registration date: 2007-01-02
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:46 am | |
| I think despite the subject matter that sometimes the lyrics are just slightly goofy and 'swing' too much, in more of a hard rock way. That's a thin line for me... I like some of it, and some aspects of it, but when it's done a certain way a certain amount I just sort of go 'ick'. One of many reasons I have a hard time with Lande Masterplan. _________________ Dark motions, black eyes, and mournful lust, the wings of solitude ...I'm the hateful raven
I dream in shades of you. |
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Black Rider Man in Morph

Number of posts: 14621 Age: 41 Registration date: 2007-04-09
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:46 am | |
| I don't love or hate his voice. It's ok. In the world of Melodic Metal it's one of the better ones though I like DC better and no one touches Coverdale in his prime. _________________ I don't have time for all if it, so I pick my battles. I concentrate on spotting and weeding out satanic paper, handkerchiefs (do you really want Satan that close to your nose?) and eggs. I can spot satanic eggs at Wal Mart like a frickin' drug sniffing dog.
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Rex Admin

Number of posts: 2249 Age: 33 Registration date: 2006-12-26
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:48 pm | |
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Follower of Jesus

Number of posts: 3334 Age: 36 Registration date: 2007-04-07
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:57 pm | |
| I'm with Sage...I can't for the life of me understand what people rave about. I got Masterplan's MKII album and was blown away. I decided to pick up one of their earlier discs (with Jorn on vocals), and it was boring. The vocals were just flat to me. |
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scottmitchell74

Number of posts: 4950 Age: 35 Registration date: 2007-03-07
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:24 pm | |
| Jorn is in that top teir with DC Cooper, Rob Rock, and a few others where I just can't believe how good they are. I like him most in Masterplan. _________________ Hey kid!  |
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Orion Crystal Ice Rider of the Astral Fire

Number of posts: 5943 Age: 24 Registration date: 2007-01-02
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:49 pm | |
| I understand the DC thing even less than I do the Jorn thing. He is certainly good from a technical standpoint but the way he anunciates things, the odd, slightly nasal accent thing he has (despite being American) is really really distracting for me. It just seems like it doesn't allow for enough dynamic... just don't like the sound. Rob Rock I *do* get although he's not in the same list for me. _________________ Dark motions, black eyes, and mournful lust, the wings of solitude ...I'm the hateful raven
I dream in shades of you. |
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scottmitchell74

Number of posts: 4950 Age: 35 Registration date: 2007-03-07
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:00 pm | |
| I guess whatever it is in Jorn, DC, and similar that moves me must grate you, because I find them very similar at times. What about the singer for Ride The Sky? To me he's a spot-on Jorn sound-alike. Also, At Vance and Evergrey singers also have that oddly smooth and rough whiskey soaked (when needed) melodic voice that I put in the same category. _________________ Hey kid!  |
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Orion Crystal Ice Rider of the Astral Fire

Number of posts: 5943 Age: 24 Registration date: 2007-01-02
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:02 pm | |
| Tom Englund is great, although Evergrey has been sort of sterile to me for a while. I haven't heard the Ride the Sky singer.. _________________ Dark motions, black eyes, and mournful lust, the wings of solitude ...I'm the hateful raven
I dream in shades of you. |
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Orion Crystal Ice Rider of the Astral Fire

Number of posts: 5943 Age: 24 Registration date: 2007-01-02
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exo

Number of posts: 8671 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-04-07
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:09 pm | |
| Cam Pipes from 3IOB pwns them all. _________________ Obama is no more the Anti-Christ than George Bush is Sauron, sending his armies into Iraq searching for the One Ring.....
Dwarven gravitational theory states that enough ale will make anything fall down.
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
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GlassPrison

Number of posts: 2926 Age: 21 Registration date: 2007-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:25 pm | |
| I like him because he isn't as 'metal' as some other singers mentioned in this thread. I like that he is going more Whitesnake style hard-rock. The only thing that is starting to bother me is that he is on SO MANY projects as guest vocalist. I'd like to see him just stay with one thing for a while. _________________ Love Bomb Baby!
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Orion Crystal Ice Rider of the Astral Fire

Number of posts: 5943 Age: 24 Registration date: 2007-01-02
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:35 pm | |
| Ark - Burn the Sun is my favorite album he appears on, BUT, I enjoy his singing the most on Millenium - Hourglass, which, if anyone hasn't heard it, it's sort of a more classic metal Whitesnake, some early 80's Rainbow in there (complete with Don Airey on guest keyboards)....there is some yucky cheese, but also some super great melodic hard rock/heavy metal songs. _________________ Dark motions, black eyes, and mournful lust, the wings of solitude ...I'm the hateful raven
I dream in shades of you. |
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Wargod48

Number of posts: 406 Age: 50 Registration date: 2007-04-07
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:42 pm | |
| I think when it comes to metal vocalist some just spread themselves out thru to many bands. I think they fit a certain style and a certain band they can sometimes be over saturated. Not saying he is bad but he fits a certian style of band mates! Wargod48 NP: Savage Crow - Way Of The Cross, smokin cd! _________________  |
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The_Sage1
Number of posts: 86 Registration date: 2007-10-26
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:14 pm | |
| And I forgot to mention - Jorn Lande REALLY sucks on the new Ayreon album. I hate when he sings the word "comotose"...it makes me cringe. And I think he's been eating too many snack cakes. |
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Orion Crystal Ice Rider of the Astral Fire

Number of posts: 5943 Age: 24 Registration date: 2007-01-02
 | Subject: Re: Why I don't like Jorn Lande Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:18 am | |
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GODSWIZARD Play it LOUD!!

Number of posts: 17975 Age: 52 Registration date: 2007-01-06
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