A friend who I had a part in leading to the lord wanted me to get ordained so that I could perform his marriage ceremony. I declined, politely, but found it was quite possible and by my standards somewhat "sleazy."
I would have had to simply pay and be ordained by a questionable, at best, Church that is state recognized. I couldn't, morally, feel okay about it, so I said no.
But it was an honor...
Anyway, back on the topic of Van Halen, I'll buy a new album... Seriously, people, it's Van Freaking Halen we're talking about here.